Comedian Quotes · Page 64

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.

— Katy Perry

Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to…

— Dick Cavett

I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

— Paul Merton

We mustn't complain too much of being comedians - it's an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world…

— Graham Greene

The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst…

— Chris Rock

I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.

— Anonymous

Nerd. One whose unbridled passion for something defines who they are as a person, without fear of other people's judgment.

— Zachary Levi

I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh…

— Christian Finnegan

You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.

— Mike Birbiglia

I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that…

— Cedric the Entertainer

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

— Gilbert Gottfried

I used to want to be a war photographer, and I used to want to be a ballerina and a comedian. I…

— Cat Power

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

— Jack Black

I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a comedian who stole except for when it's been in anger.

— Matt Besser

A jolly feel good film with Vadivelu playing the comedian along with Rajni at his humourous best is 'Chandramukhi.'

— P. Vasu

I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally…

— Rob Delaney

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night…

— Andy Samberg

I've been in radio, God, twenty years. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was…

— Stephanie Miller

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice…

— Woody Allen

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human…

— John Oliver

There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the…

— David Frost

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

— Adam Sandler

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

— Chris Rock

I suppose I'm a fairly unreliable comedian and man.

— Tim Key

I became a guy who wanted to be a comedian someday, or a comic actor. The way I put it was, I'll…

— George Carlin