Anger Quote by Matt Besser

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find…

— Bo Burnham

The only thing I've ever stolen are hours out of people's lives with meandering conversations.

— Baron Vaughn

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen…

— J. B. Smoove

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

— Milton Berle

I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.

— Brad Williams

Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.

— W. C. Fields

I've never stolen anything. Well, that's not entirely true. I once accidentally took a gift card from a store in a mall. I was…

— Zoe Kazan

Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments.

— Joan Lunden

Anger is a thief who steals away even the nicest moments.

— Bible

I think you develop strong instincts when you're a comedian. You have to pay your bills by making people laugh every six seconds... or…

— Byron Allen

Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.

— Greg Giraldo

Surprisingly I've never really stolen anything. One time when I was really young, I was walking down the street, found a GI Joe in…

— Baron Vaughn