Swedes celebrate Christmas Eve. Every Sunday leading up to Christmas, we light a candle, then make gingerbread and saffron buns. — Mabel Copy Share Image
All I want for christmas is not you..but some diamonds and also maybe a Mercedes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We celebrate the birth of one who told us to give everything to the poor by giving each other motorized tie racks. — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing… — Wendy Cope Copy Share Image
“Later the place was as deserted as Malcolm Muggeridge's Christmas party of fellow intellectuals.” — William Donaldson Copy Share Image
I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree. — Thomas Menino Copy Share Image
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days. — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
It must not simply be taken for granted that a given set of ill-assorted people, for no other reason than because it… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
For me, the two weeks between Christmas and Twelfth Night have come to be reserved for desultory reading. The pressure of the… — Michael Dirda Copy Share Image
In fact, I was one of the few trusted people that Lucy allowed to play with their kids. I spent time at… — Keith Thibodeaux Copy Share Image
May this new year bring many opportunities your way to explore every joy of life. May your resolutions for the days ahead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ivy still had her tree up in the living room, and we exchanged presents when we felt like it, not on a… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Christmas makes me schmaltzy. I'm proud to be level-headed, even a little tough most of the time. But once a year I… — Sue Merrell Copy Share Image
“So let’s keep the cycle of generosity going in the new year – give a little jingle, make your brain tingle and… — Sarah Granahan Copy Share Image
Hanael, the Angel of December, will help us enjoy the balance of giving and receiving in many different ways: working and relaxing,… — Margaret Neylon Copy Share Image
Who among us will celebrate Christmas correctly? Whoever finally lays down all power, l honor, all reputation, all vanity, all arrogance, all… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for… — Joan Winmill Brown Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The handblown glass pickle ornaments from Lauscha in Germany can date back as far as 1847, and are treasured by families everywhere.… — Susan Wiggs Copy Share Image
“What the hell?” Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet,… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the… — Sheila Siggins Copy Share Image
We always throw a Christmas Eve party, and then we do a whole matching pajama thing. — Sistine Stallone Copy Share Image
Another fresh new year is here... Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, to love and laugh and give! — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
“Christmas isn't Christmas without your white-chocolate cranberry cookies” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Everything feels different on Christmas morning because there's nobody about. And if they are, then they're on a new bike. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its almost the beginning of a new year, how I wish everybody to have new years resolutions, I have set mine — Paul Kimani Copy Share Image
“At the heel end of the day, I need my glass of wine. Christmas lights for the brain.” — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
My favorite Christmas gift as a child was - I had a ninja turtle skateboard. — Danny Amendola Copy Share Image
Grief is a room without doors - but somehow, with its tinsel and cliches, Christmas finds a way in. — Simon Van Booy Copy Share Image
I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean - what's that? What's it all about? I was always flying on… — Monica Seles Copy Share Image
I bought my wife Leighanne a silver BMW Z8 sports car one Christmas and tied it up with a big red bow… — Brian Littrell Copy Share Image
Money saving tip 1 at Christmas: Get into a disagreement with family on thanksgiving, apologize on new years. — Kylee Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
“Don't look at me like that," said Guy. "How am I looking at you?" I asked. "Like I'm the Grinch who stole… — E. Van Lowe Copy Share Image
