Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet, Could we bestow the gifts we get, And keep the ones we give away, How happy… — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
My mom always got me underwear for Christmas. That's my favorite gift. — Brian Flores Copy Share Image
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
Another year, another reason to celebrate. Wishing you and yours a Happy New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I know a lot of actors picture themselves winning Academy Awards. I really just wanted to do a Christmas movie because it's… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
On the plus side, leaving Leeds meant I have been able to spend a lot of time with the family, enjoying a… — Neil Warnock Copy Share Image
I love classic Christmas. I love just warmth and a little bit of glam. You gotta have the silvers and the golds… — Jonathan Scott Copy Share Image
Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today's Christmas should mean creating happy hours for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So, Zed, isn’t this a killer outfit?” “Certainly a killer, baby.” “Good, because I’ve bought another five just like it.” “You horrible,… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“As we did every New Year's Eve we made ridiculous resolutions that no one would keep, and quietly we all wondered what… — Dorothea Benton Frank Copy Share Image
When we worship you in the form of bread... we always see you as an adult. But every year at Christmas, you… — Chiara Lubich Copy Share Image
“In traveling about the city that day, Dodd was struck anew by the “extraordinary” German penchant for Christmas display. He saw Christmas… — Erik Larson Copy Share Image
When I was a small child we were allowed to wait up until midnight on 31 December. Then as the TV chimed,… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“The lambs in their arms were as smooth as mushrooms, the flock at their heels unruffled. And amid all that froth of… — P.L. Travers Copy Share Image
Working on 'Nightmare Before Christmas,' I had endless arguments, like the studio saying, 'You can't have a main character that's got no… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
“Jackson asked, “Where’d the water come from in your house?” “A pipe.” Then he explained to Jackson, “Water travels in pipes.” Jackson… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging. — James Agate Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year everyone! I hope the year of those horse brings us all luck, happiness and good health. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sun doth shake Light from his locks, and, all the way Breathing perfumes, doth spice the day. — Henry Vaughan Copy Share Image
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair. — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
I was in 'Christmas with the Crawfords' with Joey Arias. I did that for six years, so I have a holiday show… — Chris March Copy Share Image
Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got me one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A simplified Christmas isn't about circumstances as much as it is about focus. — Ann Voskamp Copy Share Image
As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us full that love by extending our hearts to others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wish you a blissful, joyful, colorful, beautiful, and terrific new year 2014. May God bless you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful holiday and a very happy new year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The irony of Christmas is always upon the poor in heart; the mystery of the solstice is always upon the rest of… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
Good families always ritualize the table. You can say, "This is a Christmas meal; this is a birthday meal." — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my… — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
Christmas is not only getting too commercial, its getting too dangerous. -Linus — Charlie Brown Christmas Copy Share Image
