Humor Quote by James Agate

This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

— Sofia Palermo

A new year resolution is like telling a cow we aren't going to eat you.

— MrAntiIt

My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

— Anonymous

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of…

— Anais Nin

A New Year resolution is something that only happens in the first week of the New Year.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

“New year resolutions are not the solutions for your last year resolutions, they are the salvage”

— P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

— Anonymous

A New Years resolution is like telling a cow you aren't going to eat him!

— MrAntiIt

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

— Leonard Bernstein

My New Year Resolution for 2014 is 3 simple words LIVE, LAUGH and LOVE.

— Nishan Panwar

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

— Anonymous