Christmas Quote by Kathleen Brooks

“It sounded a bit like his mother, a woman who’d lied to him about the existence of Santa Claus and was therefore not to…

— Tom Holt

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“Santa hasn’t visited me since I was six. I haven’t exactly been a good girl.”

— Nancee Cain

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland

“Well, she'd been in shock. She could've believed just about anything. The Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Santa... Yes, Virginia, men do let you down .”

— Melissa Tagg

“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”

— Janet Evanovich

“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was…

— Dean Koontz

“Mum looks like someone has told her that Santa will be shortly arriving with that guy from Pride and Prejudice in tow.”

— Melissa Keil

“The entire holiday was a joke; Jesus had to share it with Santa. The only thing worse was that Jesus had to share Easter…

— Tarryn Fisher

“Dear Santa, WTF...”

— Darynda Jones