Quote by Kathleen Brooks Download Open image ““You never buy a woman an appliance or anything to use for keeping house.”” — Kathleen Brooks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Women are like convertibles: They should be topless. Also, they should stay in the garage. I mean kitchen. No, I mean bedroom. Damnit, I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As far as she’s concerned a house should be like a self-cleaning oven; it should take care of itself.” — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
“I do not want to claim a safe and comfortable life for myself that is purchased at the cost of some other woman’s needs… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
“I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little – if only out of politeness.” — Culver Connor McCall Copy Share Image
“You left this house whenever you wanted to, and came back at your whim, and you never once thought that your wife would be… — Kyung-Sook Shin Copy Share Image
“A wife is not a commodity to be weighed on the scale of human preferences.” — Samuel Adjeipong Copy Share Image
“I’m not afraid of hard work. But I’m just one woman and your house needs more. Work, that is. Not a woman. Women. No,… — Maggie Robinson Copy Share Image
“You can’t steal what no man owns. Like my love, for example. It’s owned exclusively by women.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“March is the perfect month for a wedding. Just make sure it’s after the NCAA tournament. I think we’ll go far this year. Go… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“A sex lecture from two citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“Why do I have to love them so much? I mean, look at them, just lying there looking so sexy and innocent. But then… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“And you think that’s going to work?“ Dink, dink, dink, dink. “Oh, shut up.” Gemma turned and went into the bathroom as he tried… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is,” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“Her heart literally stopped and she felt her fight-or-flight mode kick in. Part of her wanted to hide and cry, while the other part… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“But when you're in love it isn’t about power. Power struggles aren’t real love. It was about sharing. It was about trust and supporting… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
