“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“March is the perfect month for a wedding. Just make sure it’s after the NCAA tournament. I think we’ll go far this year. Go… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“A sex lecture from two citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“Why do I have to love them so much? I mean, look at them, just lying there looking so sexy and innocent. But then… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“You never buy a woman an appliance or anything to use for keeping house.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“And you think that’s going to work?“ Dink, dink, dink, dink. “Oh, shut up.” Gemma turned and went into the bathroom as he tried… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is,” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“Her heart literally stopped and she felt her fight-or-flight mode kick in. Part of her wanted to hide and cry, while the other part… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“But when you're in love it isn’t about power. Power struggles aren’t real love. It was about sharing. It was about trust and supporting… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
