I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."] — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
When a crow says an intelligent thing, chickens may laugh at it. This is the laughing of the sand castles at the… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Just be yourself, be confident. Try and stand out - but in a good way. Stand out for being yourself other then… — Perrie Edwards Copy Share Image
I grew up on a farm. The worst-looking chickens are the best layers. The ones that are the scraggliest... those are usually… — Holly Hunter Copy Share Image
I live in my own world, a better world, a world where chickens can cross the road without being mocked... — Melanie Olivier Copy Share Image
Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it’s filet mignon, — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
All these sounds, the crowing of cocks, the baying of dogs, and the hum of insects at noon, are the evidence of… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like… — Warren E. Burger Copy Share Image
Half of all broccoli grown commercially in America today is a single variety- Marathon- notable for it's high yield. The overwhelming majority… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
When you went into a Boston Chicken and ordered quarter-chicken, white, with mash and corn, when that was rung up, that would… — Stephen Elop Copy Share Image
Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is my mother's birthday. If I'm wildly in love, I've sent people chicken hearts, which seems to appeal to the… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . .… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Detecting and culling infected birds is still the key, and for that we have to compensate the owners of chicken whose flocks… — David Nabarro Copy Share Image
When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family always… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
I liked it. I liked her. And every time I saw her, she seemed more beautiful. She just seemed to glow. I'm… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“A tractor-trailer overturned on U.S. 129 in Gainesville, Ga., “the poultry capital of the world,” back in January. None of the drivers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Suppose I grant that pigs and dogs are self-aware to some degree, and do have thoughts about things in the future. That… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at… — Michael J. Jackson Copy Share Image
Some decisions are obviously much more inconsequential than others. For example, let's say you choose the blue shirt over the red one;… — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?"… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
Chickens that are sold whole tend to be smaller in size, ranging between two and a half and five pounds, while chicken… — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
Once we understand just how to control genes, we have the potential for spinal cord regeneration, bone regeneration, and so on. It… — Jack Horner Copy Share Image
Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
There were no formerly heroic times, and there was no formerly pure generation. There is no one here but us chickens, and… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later. — Bill Jay Copy Share Image
You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw… — Neal Barnard Copy Share Image
In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones. — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
It is possible to ruin a chicken in the cooking of it, but not easily. Short of burning it or letting it… — Jo Coudert Copy Share Image
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch Copy Share Image
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead. — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
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