Humor Quote by Suzanne Wright

“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

— Dave

“I couldn't make it in a chicken world, sir, so I hit the road in search of something better.”

— John A. Heldt

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh

“I will not be like a bird bred in a cage, I thought, too dull to fly even when the door stands open. I…

— Madeline Miller

“Stop that! What were you doing, perched on the window ledge like a big chicken?" Despite his aches and irritations, he couldn't help but…

— Karen Hawkins

“Most philosophers must have been raised on chicken farms. One hopes for so much from a chicken and is so dreadfully disillusioned. Small chickens,…

— Sherwood Anderson

“If a bird settled on only walking on its two feet, it would never fly and achieve its highest potential.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“If I were a bird, I will have no feet.”

— Sola Kosoko

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“If the world were perfect, then I would not exist.”

— Gavriil Stiharul

“4. If you do not give your chickens enough space, light, air, and walking-around room, they will eat one another.”

— Frances O'Roark Dowell