See it's easy as cake, simple as whistling Dixie While I'm waving the pistol at sixty Christians against me Go to war… — Eminem Copy Share Image
It baffles me that people think that obliterating the past will save them from its consequences, as if throwing away the empty… — Timothy B. Tyson Copy Share Image
I love to eat, I love to feed people, and I'm a great cook. I joked with my friends that I wanted… — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
Your mind now, moldering like wedding-cake, heavy with useless experience, rich with suspicion, rumour, fantasy, crumbling to pieces under the knife-edge of… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake?… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Of the 664 men who rode into the Valley of Death about 540 eventually got out of it again. By far the… — Simon Heffer Copy Share Image
We all know to eat green vegetables and oily fish, but who does that? I'll have a cake, thanks. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death." "Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. — Denise Van Outen Copy Share Image
All is flux, nothing stays still, as Heraclitus said. By the time I wrote this, everything has changed in the universe; everything… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
We came from Bethlehem, Georgia bearing Betty Crocker cake mixes into the jungle. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Spreadable butter is wonderful for cake-making: it's much easier to cream than the block type and slightly lighter because it's blended with… — Jane Asher Copy Share Image
The trouble with Clare was, not only that she wanted to have her cake and eat it too, but that she wanted… — Nella Larsen Copy Share Image
Debbie had to get up and slice me a thick piece of cake before she could answer. And I do mean thick.… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a… — Joanna Trollope Copy Share Image
He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A tiny dark object came sailing out of the window and landed at the giant's feet. Polybotes yelled, "Grenade!" He covered his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Whatever Juice this sky will pour this gaping parched old throat will drain; What time the Harper harps I'll dance: 'tis He,… — Ridgely Torrence Copy Share Image
In a lifetime, the recipe always needs amending - more of this, a little less of that, what to do now that… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
