You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
That's one of the coolest things about being a racecar driver. Even if its one tweet a day, the platform allows me… — Tanner Berryhill Copy Share Image
The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake. — Michele Gorman Copy Share Image
I would be more slender if I didn't eat a bit of chocolate or a cake now and again, but I'm not… — Zoe Ball Copy Share Image
British food is a celebration of comfort eating. Our traditional savoury recipes are all about warmth and sustenance, our puddings a roll… — Nigel Slater Copy Share Image
“Then everyone would retreat for a nap, after which we would have coffee and cake, sometimes an argument.” — Aleksandar Hemon Copy Share Image
Destiny cuts the cake of love, Three slices to some, To others, a crumb. — Stefano Benni Copy Share Image
Of all the quirky, inexplicable, reindeer-embellished holiday traditions out there, making your own Yule log might take the cake. — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
If I were flying, I would travel to a perfect place. A place with frosted cakes and beautiful flowers and excellent trees… — Kyo Maclear Copy Share Image
Cake is good, so eat some of it and you'll be a happy person. — Christopher John Ford Copy Share Image
“How I wished all my problems were just a piece of cake. Eat it entirely and then it's all gone.” — Joe Mari Fadrigalan Copy Share Image
Sometimes, no matter how screwed up things seem, I feel like we're all at a wedding. But you can't just come out… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
I want people to fall in love with themselves and to be really proud and full of joy for the space they… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share Image
Visiting gardens is bad for you. Not only does it encourage too much eating of cake but sets up all kinds of… — Monty Don Copy Share Image
It's not easy to make the playoffs, and I think a lot of people overlook that. They think it's a piece of… — Anthony Rendon Copy Share Image
I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I had to get over [him]. For months now, a stone had been sitting on my heart. I'd shed a lot of… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image