Apology Quote by Jana Oliver

“He scowled at her. “What are you doing here?” She held out a plate of freshly-baked cookies. “Making a delivery before our home turns…

— Mila Rossi

“Well, " said her daddy, "your careless heedlessness has almost lost me my life. I am now going to give you a spanking." And…

— Betty MacDonald

“What did you bring your host family?' 'Chocolate.' 'Chocolate.' She sighed. 'I'm afraid I'll accidentally eat it all before I get there,' I said,…

— Elif Batuman

“You didn’t introduce your little cupcake to me. How rude, especially after I’ve tasted her lips and her fright, her want.” He licked his…

— Shelly Crane

“I was with you right up until you said, ‘Bring the pain.’ I’ve only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.”

— Nicole Peeler

“I hate Breeds,” she muttered. “Do you know that? You and your sharp, damned noses. Just because I want to doesn’t mean I should.…

— Lora Leigh

“Oh! I also made a late-late night dinner for us,” she exclaimed, reaching for the picnic basket. Now, I don’t want you to be…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“No more showing up for breadcrumbs”, she said, “when you’re worthy of a whole damn feast.”

— Jeanette LeBlanc

“My mother had been baking more often in general, but she took plates of desserts to the carpentry studio, where her boss, thank God,…

— Aimee Bender

“I used to eat people, you know.” If he meant to shock her out of crying, he succeeded. A snort burst out of her.…

— Thea Harrison

“Then, while Cinnamon straightened up the kitchen as usual, Nutmeg and I sat at a small table, drinking tea. She ate only one slice…

— Haruki Murakami

“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”

— Jarod Kintz