The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Unless they can immediately demonstrate a credible fear of persecution, why shouldn't these people be returned at once to the country from… — Ed Koch Copy Share Image
Regulation has gone astray. . . . Either because they have become captives of regulated industries or captains of outmoded administrative agencies,… — Edward Kennedy Copy Share Image
You've got to treat people as equals, and make them feel like it's their company. I don't know if I've had any… — Michael Milken Copy Share Image
Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth) I… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying. — Kelly Preston Copy Share Image
First Europe, and then the globe, will be linked by flight, and nations so knit together that they will grow to be… — Claude Grahame-White Copy Share Image
The passengers and crew of United Airlines Flight 93, recognizing the potential danger that the aircraft they were aboard posed to large… — Arlen Specter Copy Share Image
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
By 1931, after a few years' experience of flying scheduled airlines, those planes were operating at roughly 600 times the safety of… — Burt Rutan Copy Share Image
I've said many times that I'd be thrilled to sell the airline to the employees and our guys said no, we'll take… — Robert Crandall Copy Share Image
If you want to travel on the airline system, you give up your privacy. If you want your privacy, don't fly. Flying… — Robert Crandall Copy Share Image
There aren't many people around with the stomach or the knowledge to delve into the airline industry. — James Coulter Copy Share Image
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Airlines go in the long run at the competition to reason. For the passenger the competition is good, because each competitor tries… — Niki Lauda Copy Share Image
Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I dont enjoy traveling in America. I dont like the food, the cars. It is not exotic enough. It all tastes a… — Carla Bley Copy Share Image
. . . It wasn't until the jet engine came into being and that engine was coupled with special airplane designs -… — Joe Sutter Copy Share Image
Take care of your customers, and you will have a successful business. Don't, and you won't. The airlines need to figure this… — Jeffrey Pfeffer Copy Share Image
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Occasionally we have to interpret an international treaty - one, perhaps, affecting airlines and liability for injury to passengers or damage to… — Sandra Day O'Connor Copy Share Image
