I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a…

The federal government is basically an insurance company with an army.

— Paul Krugman

An insurance company might say, "Tell us more about yourself so your premiums can go down." When they say that, they're addressing the winners,…

— Cathy O'Neil

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim.

— Alonzo Bodden

“If the insurance company failed to pay up—which seemed increasingly likely in light of the strategy that insurance companies had adopted in recent years,…

— Douglas Adams

The first American insurance company was the Friendly Society for the Mutual Insurance of Houses Against Fire, founded in Charles Town in South Carolina,…

— Andrew Tobias

If you work at an insurance company that sells premiums you wouldn't even sell to your mother, how happy would you feel to work…

— Paul Polman

What kind of bank gives back 65 percent-often less-of what you deposit? Indeed, when you compare the services of a bank and an insurance…

— Andrew Tobias

“You will even read about an insurance company owned by one of America’s most admired billionaires that asked a paralyzed man to die because…

— David Cay Johnston

I've never been able to sky-dive, and I've always wanted to. I've probably done everything else, but for some reason the insurance company won't…

— Nick Cannon

“The city’s insurance company assumed that”

— William G. Tapply

“The job of the insurance company is to deny your valid claim by any means necessary.”

— Steven Magee

“I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you want to play it safe all the time, go join an insurance company.”

— Andy Weir

“It was a rite of passage each year at Manhattan Life Insurance Company. The golden doors would open every summer to a new crop…

— Phil Wohl

“Insurance is about spreading the risk - because you have no clue who will run into problems. If you are running a good insurance…

— Tapan Singhel