To increase the odds of being thanked, some people…

When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. When nobody else compliments you, then compliment yourself. It's not up to other people to…

— Joel Osteen

I received many compliments for my work as Kavya. The best compliment is when people tell me that they learn from my character and…

— Madalsa Sharma

I'm awkward when people compliment me. Nice hair Me: Thanks, I grew it myself

— Anonymous

I am often thanked by people for inventing the term traditionally built. The people who give me thanks for this are often traditionally built…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“The thank-you thing had been drummed into us intensely when we were growing up. We had three great-aunts, on my mother’s side, who believed…

— Will Schwalbe

“On this thanksgiving, I would like to thank that one girl, who never lost hope despite all odds were against her, who always worked,…

— Mehek Bassi

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is impossible to bring a child into this world for its own sake.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana