I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag…

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was,…

— Joan Rivers

My bitch so ugly I put a paper bag over her face then then I got taste of some chow mein

— Young Greg

“She carried it back to me with the ribbon hooked over her long index finger, and dangled the bag in my face. I ask…

— Christina Lauren

Mirror: awh! you look good today! so pretty! Camera: ahaha! is that a girl or adog? paper bag that face pleaaaseee!

— Anonymous

I can't help the way I look. What am I supposed to do, put a plastic bag over my head?

— Joey Heatherton

When we were first recording, I was wearing a bag on my head.

— Lisa Lopes

Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter) ‘How about a bag for my head, or a stick to…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

— Yogi Berra

“You’re not going to put a bag over my head, are you?”

— C.D. Reiss

The bagger is the technique of lazy.

— Daniele Bagnoli

I had to focus and create a character in Bagger Vance, not just do my 'Will Smith' thing and get paid.

— Will Smith

I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

— Michael Rosenbaum

Instead of 'counterrevolutionaries,' liberals' opponents are called 'haters,' 'those who seek to divide us,' 'tea baggers,' and 'right-wing hate groups.' Meanwhile, conservatives call liberals…

— Ann Coulter

The Tea Baggers, they're not a movement, they're a cult… Cults tend to populate from within, encouraging members to have huge broods of children…

— Bill Maher