I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and…

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

— Joan Rivers

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again

— Joan Rivers

My children were not overly spoiled. They had to make their beds. They had to line up their shoes.

— Kathy Hilton

There are two things that I hate: getting up at 6 in the morning and making my bed. I'm as neat as a pin,…

— Brigid Berlin

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.

— Margaret Mahy

The washing of dishes does seem to me the most absurd and unsatisfactory business that I ever undertook. If, when once washed, they would…

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

Something happens in the middle when women are in their 30s, and we can start with an array of things that happen, whether it…

— Sallie Krawcheck

Fearless--the cobweb swings from the ceiling-- Indolent Housewife--in Daisies--lain!

— Emily Dickinson

A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done.

— Nikhil Saluja

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't

— Penny Kome

I feel domesticity just slipping off me. It is a choice. Either one can let it go or one can intensify it. The people…

— Sylvia Townsend Warner

Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities.

— Aristotle

Composing a piece of music is very feminine. It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative. By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine.

— Barbara Kolb

I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all…

— Carrie Fisher

The extraordinary woman depends on the ordinary woman. It is only when we know what were the conditions of the average woman's life -…

— Virginia Woolf