Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for…

That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

— Groucho Marx

“Neil McNair has become my alarm clock, if alarm clocks had freckles and knew all your insecurities.”

— Rachel Lynn Solomon

I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is.

— Jane Stanton Hitchcock

Come here and take off your clothes and with them every single worry you have ever carried. My fingertips on your back will be…

— Tyler Knott Gregson

Sleep is harder to reach and thinner, and sleeping is no longer the Drop into the black pit all oblivion until the alarm clock,…

— Doris Lessing

By the Reagan era, the 'culture of poverty' had become a cornerstone of conservative ideology: poverty was caused not by low wages or a…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

“For some reason, falling asleep is a lot easier After the rest of the world has been jerked awake by their alarm clocks”

— Catherine Alene

I wake up at about the same time every day. I sleep well and wake without an alarm clock.

— Donatella Versace

It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling is like a compassionate…

— Byron Katie

Disturbers are never popular - nobody ever really loved an alarm clock in action, no matter how grateful he may have been afterwards for…

— Nellie L. McClung

Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you.

— Byron Katie

As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way…

— Marilyn Manson

“Tip #2: No more alarm clocks”

— Mary Helen Conroy

The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works…

— Kelly Link

Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?"…

— Duncan Jones