“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.” — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled… — Molly Harper Apology Copy Share Image
“Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“After pacing, humming, yoga, and playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with the entire cast of Good Times, exhaustion finally got to… — Molly Harper Exhaustion Copy Share Image
“THE BLUE GLACIER SALOON was part general store, part restaurant, part bar. It was my fantasy come true, a Stuckey’s that served… — Molly Harper Saloon Copy Share Image
“He’s practically stalking me. He just won’t let it go. He’s just being … he’s being a jackass with a flaky jackass… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I offered you a choice, and you took it." I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice.… — Molly Harper Choices Copy Share Image
“Oh, I like her. You deserve her, buddy. I'm looking forward to watching how this plays out. You in a relationship? That's… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm… — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“I loved lingerie. I loved the feel of satin and silk on my skin. I loved the juxtaposition of wearing a pair… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will… — Molly Harper Children Copy Share Image
“Maybe it was just an over abundance of hormones, a response to a sexual starvation diet. I'd been without for so long… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Well, pardon me for not knowing about the thermal-only panty rule,” I said, smirking as he dipped his head to nuzzle one… — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall… — Molly Harper Candy Copy Share Image
“I have ways of making extra money when I need it", he said, slightly offended. "When Gilbert needed money for graduate school,… — Molly Harper Jane-jameson Copy Share Image
“Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her… — Molly Harper Food Copy Share Image
“The bottom line is: if you were a jerk in your original life, you're probably going to be a bigger undead jerk,… — Molly Harper Bottom line Copy Share Image
“Not to be rude, but it was all pointless," I noted from across the room. Four eyes narrowed at me. "What? I… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I loved my job at the paper. I loved meeting new people every day and never knowing where I would end up.… — Molly Harper Children Copy Share Image
“He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while… — Molly Harper Contemporary-comedy Copy Share Image
“Instead of celebrating with a cake (too full of poisonous refined sugars) and presents (too materialistic), my mother would come into my… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends." "You're a twisted little… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there’s no point to… — Molly Harper Biological clock Copy Share Image
“I am not the kind of girl who trusts a man to tell her everything she needs to know in his own… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
