I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that a vampire… — Molly Harper Buddies Copy Share Image
“It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn… — Molly Harper Librarian Copy Share Image
“I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The man was an unpredictable, sexy storm cloud. I never knew if he was going to make pretty shapes or rain all… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The fact that I could correctly make a reference to the Borg was probably part of the reason I was not being… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I’m not one to say I told you so.” Jane sighed. “But I’ll sing it. I toooooold you soooooo!” She finished on… — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex… — Molly Harper Contemporary-comedy Copy Share Image
“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the… — Molly Harper Chemistry Copy Share Image
“Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." "If… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I'm still getting used to the idea that people out in the world are reading my books. Every time I get a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The ring is a copy of my mother’s. I took the stone from her engagement ring and had a jeweler place it… — Molly Harper Engagement ring Copy Share Image
“The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing… — Molly Harper Contemporary-comedy Copy Share Image
“Jane: "Missy was not so subtly reminding me that she had done something nice for me and here i was being rude… — Molly Harper Gabriel Copy Share Image
“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach… — Molly Harper Perfect man Copy Share Image
“The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the… — Molly Harper Humor Copy Share Image
“The two of them shared a look over my head. Gabriel made several threatening faces. Dick responded with rude gestures. Eventually, they… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for… — Molly Harper Ability Copy Share Image
“Idiot," I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other,"… — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“If I had a nickel for every time I heard the words 'I don't want to ruin our friendship ' I wouldn't… — Molly Harper Friend Copy Share Image
“Can we get a whiteboard,like on Law and Order?" Andrea asked. Dick nodded. "I was thinking official 'Keep Jane from Being Murdered… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Jane Jameson." He grinned. "Like the porn star." I gaped at him. "What? No, Jane Jameson." "Oh, not as fun," he said,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.” — Molly Harper Contemporary-comedy Copy Share Image
“Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.” — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl. — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t have loved her more if she was my own child. But sometimes I considered shaving her eyebrows off while she… — Molly Harper Humor Copy Share Image
“Are you sure about that he called off the wedding, Jolene? Sometimes Zeb misspells stuff in e-mails, and it comes across badly.” — Molly Harper Break up Copy Share Image
“Vampirism: (n) 1. The condition of being a vampire, marked by the need to ingest blood and extreme vulnerability to sunlight. 2.… — Molly Harper Vampire Copy Share Image
“Cooper! Help!' The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.” — Molly Harper Contemporary-comedy Copy Share Image
“Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and… — Molly Harper Comedy Copy Share Image
I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent?… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell them he’s upstairs , I commanded my brain. Tell them he moved to Pacoima to start a commune for vegetarian… — Molly Harper Vampires Copy Share Image
“She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines… — Molly Harper Anger Copy Share Image
“The love of a good woman can save a man" I remember Gabriel saying. "Or it can drive him to fits of… — Molly Harper Good woman Copy Share Image
“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“So, you purchased ancient Babylonian texts, which may or may not call forth Gozer the Destroyer, on eBay?” Zeb asked.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He's like that with everybody. Don't take it personally. Some people were just born with a pinecone shoved up their butts. In… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?" "Yes, I met… — Molly Harper Evil love Copy Share Image
“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
