“A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right?” — Molly Harper Contemporary-comedy Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.” Jane Jameson” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?” — Molly Harper Gifts Copy Share Image
“There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel.” — Molly Harper Gossip Copy Share Image
The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on. — Molly Harper Brain Copy Share Image
“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I tend to bake when I'm upset. Or bored...or premenstrual...or if it's Tuesday. I'll use any excuse.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I hated her out of principle; and that principle was bitterness.” — Molly Harper Anger Copy Share Image
“When we were kids, Mama used to ask, “If Zeb wanted to jump off the roof, would you do it, too?” And… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the… — Molly Harper Humor Copy Share Image
“He ground into me. His denim covered OHMYGOD pressing into my hot uncovered… lady business. I really had to start using grown… — Molly Harper Business Copy Share Image
“We're allergic to to silver. Imagine sticking your hand in a hornets' nestand being forced to listen to the Wiggles while the… — Molly Harper Silver Copy Share Image
“...and challenging your neighborhood to a round of competitive outdoor decorating. Because you’re not really celebrating the birth of Jesus unless your… — Molly Harper Celebrating Copy Share Image
“I came home to find him propped up on a stack of pillows, sipping blood through a crazy straw (because it amused… — Molly Harper Jane-jameson Copy Share Image
“Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call… — Molly Harper Humorous Copy Share Image
“Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if… — Molly Harper Life Copy Share Image
“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I've never understood why people pick Noah's ark for a nursery theme anyway." Andrea said breezily... Really", I snorted. "I mean, who… — Molly Harper Natural disaster Copy Share Image
“You told Zeb before you told us?" Mama shouted. Oh, crap. "How could you do that?" Mama cried. "We're your family!" "He… — Molly Harper Getting married Copy Share Image
“It seems kind of light for a dozen books. I think it's probably that unnatural number of Jason Statham DVDs you ordered."… — Molly Harper Action movie Copy Share Image
“What are you running from?" That put a damper on the fluttering lashes. "Columbia House Music Club," I said, recovering my snarkiness… — Molly Harper House music Copy Share Image
“You want to stab me again, don't you?" He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of… — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“Grandma Ruthie and her sister Jettie hadn't spoken a civil word in about fifteen years. Their last exchange was Ruthie's leaning over… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened… — Molly Harper Friendship Copy Share Image
“Jane: "Look, Dave Chandler left me on the ninth floor of our university research library without my panties after we lost our… — Molly Harper Gabriel Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in my heart a little door closed with a clean, quiet "snick." I was through with Mike Terwilliger. And he had… — Molly Harper Life Copy Share Image
“Sophie was a walking truth serum. If she was touching bare skin, she could yank the truth out of you like a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“And how is Jamie doing?" "Fine. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower," I noted quietly, my… — Molly Harper Humor Copy Share Image
“She tried to hurt Fitz!" He turned to Gabriel and Dick. "That'll get her mad. " Gabriel rolled his eyes. "She's been… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I opened my mouth, but I just couldn't find the words to express the mishmash of frustration and plain old mad I… — Molly Harper Communication Copy Share Image
“In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Also, a running chainsaw mysteriously fell on him from a hayloft. He would never get that pinkie toe back.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“It felt like life had thrown a pie right in my face. And that pie was full of bricks.” — Molly Harper Humor Copy Share Image
“Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs." "I was curious!” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“She was the type of librarian who has “Reading is supposed to be educational, not fun” tattooed somewhere.” — Molly Harper Librarian Copy Share Image
“You can't worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.” — Molly Harper Fear Copy Share Image
“The catch was that we could never break up, because I had run out of friends who were willing to help us… — Molly Harper Friends Copy Share Image
