“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Gorgeous' you say in English and he likes that word tasting it like wine.” — Laura Fraser Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not sober. I haven't done drugs in 3 1/2 years, so I call myself clean. — Scott Weiland Copy Share Image
We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“Now is the time to throw a bottle at their heads," I thought to myself. I picked up the bottle... and filled… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I like old fashioned things. We have these old wine buckets at the restaurant and none of them match. — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then… — Debra Webb Copy Share Image
“I assure you, I have only had a few weak ales,” I say, slightly cross-eyed. “I’m perferly fine to remain here.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“You know, it turns out that cannabis really IS a gateway drug. It's a gateway drug to hashish, which, actually, is cannabis.” — Sienna McQuillen Copy Share Image
The expansion of tobacco cessation centers is an important part of our historic and continuing effort to help smokers quit. The expansion… — George Pataki Copy Share Image
When I was 17 or 18 I wanted to become a wine expert, and my parents wouldn't let me drink. So I… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Our national experience in Americanizing millions of Europeans whose chief wish was to become Americans has been a heady wine which has… — Ruth Benedict Copy Share Image
It is permissible to use wine not only for necessity, but also to make us merry… [it must be moderate] lest men… — John Calvin Copy Share Image
Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the rest of… — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
“The Clochemerle 1929 was a magnificent wine. Drinking it in small sips, his grace the Archbishop felt himself well disposed towards the… — Gabriel Chevallier Copy Share Image
The similarities between street drug abuse and psychotropic prescription drug use are disturbing. Both types are toxic. Both can cause psychosis, damage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ronda is the place where to go, if you are planning to travel to Spain for a honeymoon or for being with… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
A splash of red wine vinegar can pull things together like a pinch of salt. — Alex Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
There was a time in my life when I drank. I wasn't the best me when I was a drinker. — Shavo Odadjian Copy Share Image
I'm opposed to legalizing marijuana because it acts as a gateway drug. — Enrique Pena Nieto Copy Share Image
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“No one in his right mind will try to grow grapes by the luminosity of the word "day.” — Paul De Man Copy Share Image
Wines are like women in that it's often the imperfections that fascinate. — Sam Neill Copy Share Image
Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all. — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
“Plus, we are waiting until we can drink legally before we add in another.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
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