And don't come back no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, Jack. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
It was like a gumball machine, except instead of gum it was goat pellets. -Miss Kay — Duck Dynasty Computers Copy Share Image
You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
A Camouflaged Limo is like a bug light for Rednecks! -Willie — Duck Dynasty Rednecks Copy Share Image
It's like a woman going into a beauty parlor, she goes in an old hag and come out lookin like Dolly Parton.… — Duck Dynasty Beauty Copy Share Image
What on earth could you be doing.. .where you couldn't wait 10 minutes for some hot donuts? -Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off… — Duck Dynasty Redneck Copy Share Image
There's some people who've got it and some people who don't got it i've always had it. I have always had it.… — Duck Dynasty People Copy Share Image
Every action in life begins with a decision and unfortunately we dont always make the best ones. -Willie — Duck Dynasty Choice Copy Share Image
You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase — Duck Dynasty Jesus Copy Share Image
Is this turning into a near death experience...possibly. Does this add to the adventure...absolutley! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Adventure Copy Share Image
This is gonna set 'em straight or I'm gonna get the wooden spoon. -Miss Kay — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Acting like it's a big deal because, hey, I don't who Cliff Bowyer is. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
I never realized that death could occur but I ain't a quitter. -Willie — Duck Dynasty Death Copy Share Image
Them boys will steal your radio and the music will still be playing! -Si — Duck Dynasty Music Copy Share Image
This is like an ongoing investigation into a crime that has not yet been committed. -Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Hey it's your world mr photographer I'm just trying to live in it. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Photography Copy Share Image
City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Animal Copy Share Image
Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles? -Jas — Duck Dynasty Believe in miracles Copy Share Image
I need to take a leak but there ain't no cracks in this building. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
When a man the size of Martin becomes combustible, Oh, it's a dangerous situation! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
