I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard. — Ernest Shackleton Copy Share Image
TO BE HONEST THE ONLY THING THAT IS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED IT IS WEED N THATS ALL ILL EVER… — KAY*MUAH Copy Share Image
“For a second there I wasn’t sure I would be able to stop. I sure as hell won’t ever be able to… — Charlene Hartnady Copy Share Image
“Dean Walker, my brother. The man that's well on his way to earning the proud title of town drunk.” — Melyssa Winchester Copy Share Image
Our party supports decriminalisation of cannabis. It's not a priority for this election campaign but it has been a long-standing policy of… — Metiria Turei Copy Share Image
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]” — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Of all the tyrannies which have usurped power over humanity, few have been able to enslave the mind and body as imperiously… — Freda Adler Copy Share Image
I have not been a big fan of very sweet drinks, although the Manhattan cocktail is a favorite of mine. — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. — John Green Copy Share Image
Our tour is winding down and I was just thinking about what I want to do. I like growing so I think… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Ive always loved my red wine, and when Im not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook,… — Amanda Donohoe Copy Share Image
Everything is just better in California - the wine, the food, fruits and vegetables, the comforts of living. Even the instrumentalists are… — Beth Anderson Copy Share Image
To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
It's not just the over $8 billion that we would be saving in law enforcement; it's also the over $8 billion that… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
In the early '90s, my parents weren't really drinking wine. They had a bottle or two laying around, but it had been… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
The bread and the pastry, the cheeses and wine, and the sugar go into the Supper of the lamb because we do.… — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share Image
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
In the meantime, I would drink, rest, and ponder the meaning of this mob. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“My favorite part about cooking is drinking red wine while I do it.” — Claire Contreras Copy Share Image
The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be. — Rita Tushingham Copy Share Image
There's the person that's the addict, and then there's the person that's who you are. — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
“I am what I eat and drink, that’s why my sweat smells like bacon and beer.” — Skip Clark Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
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