The daunting task of being a mother, a wife, and an independent career or professional person is really taxing. — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton Copy Share Image
Sybil's my wife, and on the first day of October, that's the first time I knew Ross was going to run. — James Stockdale Copy Share Image
For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle… — Stephen Bayley Copy Share Image
I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena. — Mathias Rust Copy Share Image
“Hi ladies, Hi Girls..., If you don't add more knowledge to what you already know, you may be a virgin but may… — israelmore ayivor Copy Share Image
In the town of Ravella, where I have a house, when the Supreme Court said that an act of sodomy, as they… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
I'd never heard of colon cancer. Baseball wasn't even important to me. I have a wife and two girls. That's what was… — Eric Davis Copy Share Image
“How quickly pettiness returns, and that most ignoble form of real estate, the possessive occupation and tyranny over two square inches of… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
He felt a momentary pang of regret that he had not spent more time with his beloved wife. But it passed when… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I had blackouts, fallen out, of course, the death threats, people showing up, putting guns to my wife's head with mask, and… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
A good wife is heaven's last, best gift to man, - his gem of many virtues, his casket of jewels; her voice… — Jeremy Taylor Copy Share Image
I talk to our kids now that they are grown up, and I ask them about the experiences that had growing up… — Clayton Christensen Copy Share Image
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later… — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
I was a house dad. Once, my wife was working as a dispatcher at the fire department, and I was staying home… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
I've got an amazing family. My wife is really smart. She's guided me the whole way. With children, you see them grow… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been… — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all. — Euripides Copy Share Image
To me, baseball is, in some ways, other than my family and wife, my life, and it always will be. — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
The common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband. — Harriet Hanson Robinson Copy Share Image
My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her. — Hal Roach Copy Share Image
“God forbid the wife should have prior knowledge of sex, let alone enjoy it.” — Laurie Viera Rigler Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in being a wife. I'm interested in being an empress. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Everyone has the right to walk out of a marriage that's not working, whether it's the wife or the husband. — Rituparna Sengupta Copy Share Image
My wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb. — Dennis Wolfberg Copy Share Image
If I was guilty of anything, it was cheating on my wife, and that was it. — Jimmy Snuka Copy Share Image
