Wife Quotes · Page 96

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

— Samuel Johnson

I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.

— Sally Kellerman

My mom was such an amazing example. She was a mom, wife, and a career woman.

— Tamera Mowry

As a wife, I am married to maybe the greatest guy on Earth because he has just been amazingly supportive.

— Heather Headley

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

— Dave Barry

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.

— Daniel Dae Kim

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

— Henny Youngman

I tell her, Make me some money, she tell me, Make me a wife.

— Lil Wayne

I'm also the father of three beautiful children and I've been married to my wife for 18 years, and we've been together…

— Greg Bryk

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

— Geoffrey Chaucer

I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV.

— Richard Roeper

Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself, 'What makes me come alive?' Because what the world - a wife, a…

— John Eldredge

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

— Harvey Pekar

“What were you doing in there?” she asked, unwilling to let it go. ... “Jacking off, naturally.” She narrowed her eyes but…

— Karina Halle

It's harder being a woman director because on the whole women don't have husbands or boyfriends who are willing to be wives

— Jane Campion

Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail…

— Todd English

Man up and settle down. The sooner a man can gain control, identify his wife, and be faithful to her, the more…

— Tony Gaskins

My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to…

— D. H. Lawrence

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and…

— Seth Rogen

I think that's something that we as black people in this country have been robbed of. I compare it to my brother's…

— Eric Reid

His [Rudolph Giuliani] marital life became unhinged with his wife kicking him out of the mayor's residence of Gracie mansion. That he…

— Lawrence O'Donnell

Obama was elected by the people, and I was glad that barrier was broken down. I did, along with my wife, campaign…

— Jim Brown

If you are married and you go off and have an affair with someone, if you are a husband who does that,…

— Andrew Solomon

I think I might prefer women without makeup. Though I don't really know, because I am not good at identifying makeup. I…

— Gene Weingarten

Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks……

— Sanee

I wanted to do the kind of show that I would want to watch as a busy wife, mother, and midde-aged woman.

— Wendy Williams

Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not going to lay about after my career. My wife will work, too.

— Dries Mertens

A political man is disgusting, but a political wife, horrible.

— Richard Wagner

My wife loves football, but I think she's resigned to the fact that I'll never make it there.

— Mario Andretti

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

— Alan Arkin

If you raise your daughter as a diamond, she will become a glass as a wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

— Pat Robertson

Jefferson Pierce is the epitome of what black men are: He loves his wife, his children, and the community.

— Salim Akil

Don't ever give a room for another man to makes your wife smile.

— LAMIDI AFEEZ ABIODUN

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that…

— Mike Ness

“A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

— Jeff Foxworthy

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

— Honore de Balzac

“Every relationship that has hit a crossroads has asked, “What is it that you want from me?”

— Shannon L. Alder