You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
All of my life, my wife's been the rock. She's made the right decisions. — Barry Trotz Copy Share Image
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. — Sugar Ray Leonard Copy Share Image
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
You are my true and honourable wife; As dear to me as the ruddy drops That visit my sad heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive. — Barry Mann Copy Share Image
How, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it... — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
My wife looks at the person Park Jae Sang and the singer who goes up on stage, Psy, as different people. — PSY Copy Share Image
If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would… — Ernestine Rose Copy Share Image
Women like me. Women love me. But not so my wife need worry. Not in a 'he's so hot' type of way.… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
You know, my wife is a south Florida girl. She was born and raised in Tampa so she's traditionally lived in the… — Bret Bielema Copy Share Image
“If you’re going to touch my wife, you’d better put a shirt on. Dude, what the fuck are you doing with my… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I think it is very difficult for a man to accept a celebrity as his wife. One has to be extremely emancipated… — Roopa Ganguly Copy Share Image
My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it's a bit like asking your wife to cook and clean,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In the comics, there's a lot to sort of digest with Five. He's 58-years-old. He's trapped in this body. He has a… — Aidan Gallagher Copy Share Image
A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen, whilst at… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
Me and my wife had somehow finally reached a moment in which our lives made sense, in which we were comfortable in… — Ben Doller Copy Share Image
The purpose of marriage is not to have pleasure and to be idle but to procreate and bring up children, to support… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Hey, Tink," Reed called to his wife. He'd given up on the poker game and was cradling the little pink handle that… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
“Marry me,” I said. I sounded as astonished as she looked, but it felt right. It was right. When I spoke again,… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
Escrow accounts are an important tool for homeowners to the reduce the risk of mortgage default on high-priced loans. Millions of Americans,… — Seth Moulton Copy Share Image
She’s my wife. (Stryker) Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“The marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she is a householder.” — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
When I'm in Los Angeles, my wife and I go to the farmers' market with the kids every Sunday. — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
I surround myself with family. I have got the most incredible wife in the world and unbelievable kids. — Craig Bellamy Copy Share Image
My wife and I have very deep roots in Colorado, and we can't see ourselves living anywhere else. — Victor Mitchell Copy Share Image
My wife's done very good with the investments and just making sure I don't spend all our money. — Matt Hughes Copy Share Image
I never tried to convince my wife to move to Italy. She wouldn't have liked that. — Gino D'Acampo Copy Share Image
My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we… — Gale Gordon Copy Share Image
Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey. — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't. — Paul Henderson Copy Share Image
In traditional societies, nature was seen as one’s wife, but the modern West turned it into a prostitute. — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
