Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
One of the best gifts my wife could ever give me was my two little boys. — Howie Dorough Copy Share Image
My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one. — Ace Frehley Copy Share Image
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Advising Mrs. Harris was the least I could do," David said smoothly. "After all, she was the one who brought me and… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse than finding out your girlfriend is HIV positive when your wife is capable of ending your life, or… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
A lot of women want to be married and have kids one day, but before we get there, it's so important to… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
My wife and I always have a winter holiday that I call the "fly and flop". In January and February, you don't… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
One day, I came to perform after a film shoot, and I was told that the regular actress couldn't come, and that… — Y. G. Mahendran Copy Share Image
I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we're not raising… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
How could I have been a wife, a mother and a singer? Who takes care of the piccolini when you go around… — Renata Tebaldi Copy Share Image
They were evidently small men, all wind and quibbles, flinging out their chuffy grain to us with far less interest than a… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
One of the first things you and your fiance need to develop is a meaningful prayer life even before the wedding. My… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
A husband should always try to treat his wife with the greatest courtesy and respect, holding her in the highest esteem. He… — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
I'm still the guy who shared the ring with The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Triple H when they were still actually active. And… — Cody Rhodes Copy Share Image
Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Prophet had made dishonorable proposals to my wife... under cover of his asserted 'Revelation.'... Smith told his wife Jane the Lord… — William Law Copy Share Image
A wife should always be few feet behind her husband. If he is an MA you should be a BA.If he is… — Shashi Deshpande Copy Share Image
My wife and I have purchased two hybrids. We bought a 3 kw photovoltaic unit. We recycle and offset our carbon emissions… — James Gustave Speth Copy Share Image
Any man that hits a woman is not a real man, he's a coward. With my wife Jodi, I think it's my… — Kian Egan Copy Share Image
You can show your daughter by the way you love and honor your wife that she should never settle for less. — Elaine S. Dalton Copy Share Image
I have always maintained that a man can be as good or bad depending upon his life-partner. — Bunny Reuben Copy Share Image
My relationship with Jesus has changed my life and, really, the foundation of who my wife and I are as people. — Zach Ertz Copy Share Image
I have never been a social lion; I was misidentified as one because I have a very attractive second wife. — John Gutfreund Copy Share Image
You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I seek advice from my wife, who has been with me for 20 years and knows me better than I even know… — Azran Osman Rani Copy Share Image
The moment we finished shooting for 'Bruce Lee,' my wife Upasana reminded of a pending holiday. — Ram Charan Copy Share Image
“Now this I know what to do with. You’ve been my bride. I promise to spend all night making you my wife.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs. — Taye Diggs Copy Share Image
The Happy Cookbook' that I wrote with my wife Kathy, is a celebration of the foods that make America smile. — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
