Wife Quotes · Page 73

I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will.

— Marilyn Manson

I want to have the fairy-tale life with a wife and three or four kids. It will come.

— Cris Judd

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

— Emo Philips

Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.

— Terry Gilliam

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife Yolanthe and I love Inter, the Italian fans, and Italy.

— Wesley Sneijder

I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn't want to depend on…

— Mamie Van Doren

After 14 months of military service, I had a wife, a child, half an apartment, no car, and no job.

— Charley Pride

Sovereign money procures a wife with a large fortune, gets a man credit, creates friends, stands in place of pedigree, and even…

— Horace

So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…

— Robert Schimmel

Most vices may be committed very genteelly: a man may debauch his friend's wife genteelly: he may cheat at cards genteelly

— Samuel Johnson

The fact is I do feel very Spanish, like when I'm talking to my wife and daughter in Spanish at two in…

— Antoine Griezmann

What my wife and I love so much about reading with our children is that we are given a better understanding of…

— Tom Fletcher

The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad…

— D. H. Lawrence

I love you and I hope you know that you are my blessing, my wife. I am devoted to loving you and…

— Anonymous

I always expected to be working construction with my family, so every day I get to travel the world and have fun…

— Travis Pastrana

When my wife Kathy and I were first married she was just learning how to cook. She had a limited menu of…

— Steve Doocy

I think you learn more about Donald Trump when you learn more about his wife Melania. She can say things, but it's…

— Rick Santorum

I was from such a large family that when I first met my wife, I told her: 'You can go work outside…

— Robert Rodriguez

To every class we have a school assign'd, Rules for all ranks, and food for every mind: Yet one there is, that…

— George Crabbe

Nothing is more inspiring in today’s world of easily dissolved marriages than to observe a husband and wife quietly appreciating and enjoying…

— Marlin K. Jensen

If you were a U.S. Cavalry guy and you thought you were going to be captured by the Apaches, you might kill…

— Quentin Tarantino

Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender…

— Roseanne Barr

I like drinking wine. Since I travel a lot in the league, I like to sit down with my wife and have…

— Channing Frye

A woman fit to be a man's wife is too good to be his servant.

— Dorothy L. Sayers

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.

— Gary Player

Being married is such a blessing, and my wife has been a rock. I rely on her for emotional support.

— Taysom Hill

My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

— Ryne Sandberg

A rare spoil for a man Is the winning of a good wife; very Plentiful are the worthless women.

— Euripides

“One is bound to one's wife, but has a bond to one's mistress.”

— Peter Prange

My wife and I we go to a couple nice dinners a year to get out of taking care of the kids.

— Ryan Zimmerman

My wife's beautiful. We've been married for 23 years. She's awesome.

— Rex Ryan

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

— Colin Mochrie

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself.

— Emmeline Pankhurst

I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

— Rodney Dangerfield

A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, must not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity.

— Edgar Allan Poe

A man is newly married who tells his wife everything he knows.

— Vikrant Parsai

For me, it's just a decision I made at home with my wife that I'm not eating meat.

— Bradley Wright-Phillips

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

— Anonymous

Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.

— Wilkie Collins