Wife Quotes · Page 77

If you ask my wife, she would say I need to celebrate more. She's definitely right.

— Scottie Scheffler

If the husband sits on a chair in the Garden of Eden, his wife is his footstool.

— I. L. Peretz

My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.

— John Slattery

Quite honestly, I'm so happy to be Jonathan's wife and my children's mum that anything else is a bonus.

— Jane Goldman

Come, let us choose us wives from among the children of men and beget us children.

— Enoch

Threaten me, but don't threaten my wife or say something about my kids. It's just wrong.

— Zaza Pachulia

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

— Frank Carson

“My dear, sweet wife. I will love you, no matter how much you embarrass me, until the day I die.”

— Sandi Lynn

If he hadn't been my father I would have loved the spectacle he created-one performance following quickly upon another-like a versatile old…

— Maureen Howard

Sunday-the doctor's paradise! Doctors at country clubs, doctors at the seaside, doctors with mistresses, doctors with wives, doctors in church, doctors in…

— Sylvia Plath

A man's greatest moment in life is when his enemy lays vanquished, his village aflame, his herds driven before you and his…

— Genghis Khan

“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If there be gods we cannot help them, but we can assist our fellow men. We cannot love the inconceivable, but we…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

If I didn't have [a] wife, maybe I can say, 'Yeah, I'm disappointed I'm not maybe good looking.' ... I don't know…

— Nikolay Davydenko

“Unfortunately, a wife’s usual approach is to complain and criticize in order to motivate her husband to become more loving. This usually…

— Emerson Eggerichs

Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you.…

— Harriet Morgan

“In all ages woman has been the source of all that is pure, unselfish, and heroic in the spirit and life of…

— Anonymous

I looked at a lot of photos from Hollywood in the '20s, photographs of silent movies being filmed all over the world…

— Michel Hazanavicius

Let's just put the business aside and talk about family. Family's just amazing. My wife Jenny-Lynn is an incredible mother. Our son…

— J. Robert Spencer

I have a responsibility to lots of people in my life. I have three children, I'm a wife, I have 60 staff…

— Mary Portas

For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order…

— Charles Darwin

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her and then said :…

— Mike Peters

To be married in our profession is not an easy thing. Theres too many beautiful people around, very interesting people. Its just…

— Antonio Banderas

I'm throwing myself back in because I like being married. I don't want to end this whole fabulous journey alone. I want…

— Neil Diamond

I very much loved my late wife, Diana Joy Colbert, and I'd rather hold onto what I can.

— Charles Bock

An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know.

— Homaro Cantu

I'm extremely lucky in that my wife is the chief scheduler.

— Seal

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

— Will Cuppy

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for…

— Warren Beatty

Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

— Nikhil Saluja

Get rich if you're looking for a woman, Get pious if you're looking for a wife

— Boonaa Mohammed

I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I don't believe I could work as effectively at what I do without the support of my wife.

— Karl Urban

The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill…

— Benjamin Franklin

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

— Walter Bagehot

Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve.

— Philip Sidney

He gambled all his life, he's got 27 children, yet he's never had a wife.

— Bob Dylan

A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor.

— Paul-Jean Toulet

The best thrill is standing on stage and playing - other than being married to my wife.

— John Tesh