I really love the BBC, and my wife works for them, and they've given me lots of work! — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep Copy Share Image
When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Being a father has changed my life in unimaginable ways; I've taken everything in a more serious way because I know that… — Brandon Moreno Copy Share Image
Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother… — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
My petite little platinum blonde beauty of a wife suddenly turned into a public-relations dynamo. "The business is Buzz!" she proclaimed, and… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
Love a friend, love a wife, something, whatever you like, but one must love with a lofty and serious intimate sympathy, with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I knew David Benioff a bit socially. I knew his wife, Amanda Peet. He's a smart guy, so I always sought him… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Every man who has a sister, mother, wife, girlfriend or even a random female in their life who they've spent more than… — Katty Kay Copy Share Image
At the time I discovered that I had prostate cancer, it was not long after my first wife had died, so my… — Christopher Timothy Copy Share Image
From early Colonial days, sex life in America had been based on the custom of men supporting women. That situation reached its… — Anita Loos Copy Share Image
Accidents will occur in the best-regulated families; and in families not regulated by that pervading influence which sanctifies while it enhances... in… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I have a four-and-a-half-year-old and, when she was two and a half, she would make my wife and I do voices, like… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Sometimes you don't have great days. You're going to have ups, and you're going to have downs. And when you have the… — Jimmer Fredette Copy Share Image
You must be ready to give up everything, not only material attachments but also human attachments - father, mother, wife, children -… — Bede Griffiths Copy Share Image
My wife Santa is a fanatical skier, going to Klosters many times a year. To please her, I have for 12 years… — Simon Sebag Montefiore Copy Share Image
I'm not the first to admit that raising a child in Park Slope, Brooklyn, can bear an embarrassing resemblance to the TV… — Adam Davidson Copy Share Image
“No one wants to wife a hoodrat who would rather spend the money over helping him bring it in.” — Cassie Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English. — David Brainerd Copy Share Image
I use Verizon. My wife uses Cingular. I also have an AT&T phone for the car. — Martin Cooper Copy Share Image
If you're girlfriend or your wife ever asks you to go on 'Jerry Springer,' don't go. It's not good. — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking. — Rick Fox Copy Share Image
My wife and I are involved in writing/publishing/promotion twenty-four/seven. It isn't a day job; it's life. — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
You won't ever hear me talk about whether my wife's prettier than your wife. — Robert Blaha Copy Share Image
Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part. — Edward Young Copy Share Image
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything! — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK. — Brian Williams Copy Share Image
I think I've got my muscles back. I've been working out every other day with my wife. — Gianluca Vialli Copy Share Image
