Wife Quotes · Page 69

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

— Robert Orben

Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.

— Shaun Alexander

I promise to be a splendid husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, won't in my sky every day...

— Anton Chekhov

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

— Charles Bukowski

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife

— Thomas Malthus

You know what I'll do? I'll get a knife and cut out his tongue, and we'll send it to his wife

— John Stanfa

My wife is from Russia. I like the country, the mentality of the people.

— Lothar Matthaus

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

— Oliver Goldsmith

Every night, I say goodnight to the kids like Rajesh Khanna, muah muah, two kisses, say goodnight to my wife, and every…

— Cyrus Broacha

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…

— Bill Engvall

Love, to the inferior man, remains almost wholly a physical matter. The heroine he most admires is the one who offers the…

— H. L. Mencken

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as…

— Samuel Johnson

When we spoke, Gene Wilder had just written a memoir called "Kiss Me Like A Stranger." The title was suggested by his…

— Terry Gross

Think what you would have been now, if instead of being fed with tales and old wives' fables in childhood, you had…

— Charles Lamb

I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, 'That's a pretty little thing,' after…

— Edgar Degas

Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so…

— Benjamin Franklin

“Take time to rejoice in Christ. Seriously. No woman wants to be led by a joyless man. Let Christ fill you so…

— Francis Chan

What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife? One is a temporary arrangement, the other is a little more permanent.…

— Rajneesh

The main thing that triggered my depression was my isolation that was imposed on me by becoming the wife of the prime…

— Margaret Trudeau

I invested in the album. Look, if I never did anything again in music, it wouldn’t affect my life materially. I live…

— RZA

I am honored to have served as our great nation's first National Ambassador for Young People's Literature. I will continue to serve…

— Jon Scieszka

My wife made me watch this documentary about the Iraq War, and there was a really powerful moment where they followed some…

— Charlie Brooker

But can you imagine how some of them were envying you your freedom to work, to think, to travel, to enter a…

— Adrienne Rich

In terms of moments that pushed me toward becoming a writer... My parents, my wife, and my English teacher in the 8th…

— Blake Crouch

A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be…

— Lucy Stone

I like my wife. I'm stupid in love with my wife and always have been.

— Jonathan Banks

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

— Ted Alexandro

I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]

— Plautus

Those who don't have a wife should sublimate their sexual energies with outdoor sports or long walks.

— Samael Aun Weor

'The Good Wife' was so unbelievably luxurious to step into.

— Margo Martindale

“A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.”

— Habeeb Akande

Music was our wife and we loved her. We stayed with her, clothed her and put diamond rings on her hands.

— Lionel Hampton

I have three boys. Sometimes my wife and I really have to battle to keep video games from encroaching.

— Brad Bird

Being bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either.

— Natalie Clifford Barney

Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.

— Daryl Hall

I said to my wife that if I had enough money I'd have my arms lengthened. Slightly longer arms would be great.

— Bill Bailey

I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

— John McCain

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.

— Avinash Kaushik

I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation.

— Bill Pullman

My favourite thing in the world, apart from my wife and kids, is writing songs. Ever since I was a kid.

— Richard Hawley