Wife Quotes · Page 67

My wife doesn't like Football but she watches it just for Messi.

— Roger Federer

I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.

— Christine Baranski

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

— Dorothy Fields

When I was thirty and perhaps forty, I did not want a wife. It was too much fun being single.

— Jacob Ruppert

When I play stuff for my wife she'll be like, "No, not that song. No way."

— Walter Martin

I'm very lucky to still be in love and still have a wife I'm very attracted to. It was worth the wait.

— Guy Sebastian

Show me your wife and I will tell you what kind of a husband she has.

— Vikrant Parsai

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

— Billy Sunday

It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we…

— Eric Allin Cornell

For years, I was 'just' a stay at home mum and wife - which, by the way, is harder than any other…

— Ayda Field

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an…

— Danny DeVito

Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in…

— Tucker Max

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

— Alex Riley

“Then you shouldn't have thrown her away when she was your wife. Now she ain't. Now she's somethin' to me and I…

— Kristen Ashley

Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.

— Kingsley Amis

I can't stand it when a player whines to me or his teammates or his wife or the writers or anyone else.…

— Paul Brown

I love L.A. It was an awesome place to spend my 20s, full of creative people, but I never wanted to stay…

— Scoot McNairy

People changed lots of other personal things all the time. They dyed their hair and dieted themselves to near death. They took…

— Ellen Wittlinger

I have been right, Basil, haven’t I, to take my love out of poetry, and to find my wife in Shakespeare’s plays?…

— Oscar Wilde

There's nothing that can replicate the smoky flavor of char, so when I've got the hankering for it, I tell my wife…

— Guy Fieri

The worlds of art and fashion have always been very intertwined at Dior. Francois-Xavier Lalanne and his wife, Claude, for instance, did…

— Delphine Arnault

It is strange,' pursued he, 'that while I love Rosomond Oliver so wildly-with all the intensity, indeed, of a first passion, the…

— Charlotte Bronte

Not rarely, and this is especially true of wives and mothers, the motive behind assuming a disproportionate share of work and responsibility…

— Hortense Odlum

I want to be a lawyer, a dancer, an actress, a mother, a wife, a children's author, a distance runner, a poet,…

— Rachel Corrie

My wife and daughter both bust me on how much I am the guy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

In the 10 years I've been with my wife we've probably argued twice.

— Romesh Ranganathan

To be a trophy wife, you have to be a trophy. I am more of a commemorative plaque.

— Ali Wong

“Your wife is your life. Don't let strife thrive in your union.”

— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

The only people whose opinions I worry about are my wife, my children, and my employees.

— Alan Sugar

I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.

— Dick Van Dyke

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

— Nat Hentoff

He has the best of everything, wife and homemaker, and you for a little bit of extra on the side.

— Anonymous

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

— Alfred Hitchcock

It's hard to give a career like this up, when I tell my wife I'm going to the office, and it's the…

— Karch Kiraly

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

— Prince Philip

“What a stroke of luck, that the woman he loves is also his wife.”

— Ian McEwan

My wife and I had children when we were children ourselves.

— John Updike

“Ildiko might not reciprocate the feeling, but Brishen considered himself fortunate to have such a wife.”

— Grace Draven

A man's character may be judged by his wife's countenance.

— Vikrant Parsai

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

— Rodney Dangerfield