Wife Quotes · Page 66

I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.

— Saul

Note To Women: Don't play WIFEY until he makes you a WIFE!

— Punkinhead Abhishek

There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.

— Brian Kiley

My new life is being with my wife without any interference, and the children come see us every once in a while.

— John Fairchild

I hoped that, you know, France wouldn't mind about, you know, the wife of their president to having a job.

— Carla Bruni

How do I make the son, daughter, wife of Paterno interesting? Then you just have to start seeing people.

— Barry Levinson

I'm in charge of raising a young woman one day, to be a mother and hopefully a wife.

— Tionne Watkins

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

— Woody Allen

At the creation of man and woman, unity for them in marriage was not given as hope; it was a command! 'Therefore…

— Henry B. Eyring

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on…

— Groucho Marx

Corporate career is like my wife, and writing is my girlfriend. My priority is the first but enjoy doing the second, as…

— Ravi Subramanian

They wanted to give me some other man's liver, and I told them 'I'm not going to sleep next to my wife…

— Vicente Fernandez

I think my wife ... is sure of my loyalty… She knows how hard I work. She knows how tired I am…

— Jimmy Carter

I had a wife, kids and a mortgage and my acting career was nowhere, so I was painting and decorating people's homes.

— Charley Boorman

He who loses his money is forsaken by his friends, his wife, his servants and his relations; yet when he regains his…

— Chanakya

“She’s my sister. I’ll handle this.” “She’s my wife ,” Arik shot back. “Husband trumps the brother card. So get the fuck…

— Larissa Ione

My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you…

— Bill Engvall

I always think about Katharine Graham - she was the publisher of The Washington Post. In her autobiography she talks about the…

— Owen Wilson

When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children, in one way her life begins but in another way it…

— Robert James Waller

When [men] see a pretty woman, and feel the delicious madness of love coming over them, they always stop to calculate her…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

It is easier for a woman to be a good wife than a good mother. A widow has two duties with contrary…

— Honore de Balzac

Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore haven't spoken to each other since George W. Bush's inauguration. Not…

— Conan O'Brien

I have seen war. I have seen war on land and sea. I have seen blood running from the wounded. I have…

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

All my teammates, everybody, they trust me and empower me. I just wanna thank them for allowing me to lead them. And…

— Julius Randle

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

— Boris Johnson

The man who talks to his wife about his dog instead of singing a love song is a wise man.

— Vikrant Parsai

These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.

— William Congreve

My wife is an incredible pianist. I don't think there's anything my wife can't do, in all actuality.

— Matt Hardy

My fans are very forgiving. So are my wives and my kids.

— Willie Nelson

I enjoy going to the beach, relaxing with my wife, going out to dinner, and having a good time.

— Frank Vincent

My family, my wife, my kids - they love me no matter what is going on.

— Kyle Lowry

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

— Rex Hunt

A wife of your own stature is the greatest of all blessings.

— Eugene Delacroix

I have cooked for a recruit. The biggest recruit of my life: my wife.

— Bret Bielema

Because I'm married and like being at home, I'm labelled as a Stepford wife.

— Holly Willoughby

My wife is a professor at UCLA in Los Angeles, but otherwise, I'd be right back living on the Upper West Side.

— John Lithgow

One should choose for a wife only such a woman as he would choose for a friend, were she a man.

— Joseph Joubert

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

— Woody Allen

I think a good husband has to depend on having a good wife.

— Jimmy Carter

“A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.”

— Tom Morrison