Wife Quotes · Page 65

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

— Rodney Dangerfield

The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.

— William Blackstone

I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried.

— Robert Vaughn

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

— David Letterman

Here among my books, my wife, my friends and my loves, I have plenty of reasons to keep living.

— Carlos Fuentes

“businessman’s wife should read and annotate articles for her husband).”

— Leslie Berlin

He knows my limitations and where I'm a good wife and a good mom.

— Angelina Jolie

My wife and I look for ways to always support the troops, including sending care packages regularly to them.

— Scott McClellan

Even with the bad news, I felt calm. I never shed a tear when I called my wife and said, 'Amber, my…

— Kent Brantly

I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I…

— Samuel Pepys

I really believe that no one loves a ball buster. Perhaps nothing will drive a married man into the arms of another…

— Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is…

— Jerry Seinfeld

People are like, 'How does it feel after you're married? Does it feel the same?' And the answer is honestly no -…

— Gabby Windey

I could go out to five parties a day if I wanted to. I don't. I have attachments to my wife and…

— Aby Rosen

I really love the traditional aspects of Judaism. My wife is born and raised a Catholic and I enjoy celebrating those rituals…

— Josh Gad

I go along, play football, work as hard as I can, play as hard as I can, and then go home and…

— Robert Green

In the first place, the government ought not to be invested with power to control the affections, any more than the consciences…

— Lydia M. Child

Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham…

— Bill Hicks

I have members of my immediate family, and my wife's immediate family, who voted for Donald Trump, and now there's this gulf…

— Steve Erickson

The ultimate end of all activity in the Church is to see a husband and his wife and their children happy at…

— Boyd K. Packer

Developing Christlike attributes in our lives is not an easy task, especially when we move away from generalities and abstractions and begin…

— Dieter F. Uchtdorf

'True Blood' is shot on film. It's more like a movie, and they take more days to shoot it, plus it has…

— Carrie Preston

My wife, Keisha, came home once, and I had these violinists playing for her, and I'd prepared dinner for her, and I…

— Forest Whitaker

“My parents didn't settle for the lives their parents lived. They stepped out and up, my father lying his way into the…

— Ann Medlock

There is no greater treasure than a husband who models godliness before his wife and children on a daily basis.

— Jim George

If my wife was to say, 'Honey, I'd like you to go to PSG', I would have to take it into account.

— Eden Hazard

Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.

— Chris Pratt

“It takes a great woman to respect the little man in her child, and the little child in her man.”

— Amit Howard

I have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives. I hate war.

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

— Max Miller

A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.

— Rashida Jones

I have an amazing relationship with my wife, but sometimes there are arguments. It happens.

— Kris Allen

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

— Ronnie Wood

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

— Erma Bombeck

Every man, they say, 'oh my wife is my boss.' So why can't they be bosses at work?

— Masai Ujiri

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

— Jake LaMotta

My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.

— Alan Abel

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

— Jerry Lawler

My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.

— Adam Pally