“Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.” — Saleem Sharma Copy Share Image
We own a proprietary recipe for Casamigos Tequila that can't be duplicated. — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
Tequila glasses, shots to the head cuz some memories they need assassins. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
“The waitress returns, cutting into possibly the most bizarre way a pregnancy can be announced. At a Mexican restaurant. With a tequila… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
Right before I go out, we usually put on some Lauryn Hill or Fugees, and I'll do a shot of tequila just… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
“Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it." "Fallen, hate that word! I prefer..misplaced” — Paul Guildea Copy Share Image
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little… — Tre Cool Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“All the tequila in the world couldn't get her out of his mind and he knew it. She was in his head… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Um, tequila please?” I asked questioningly, enunciating each word as best as my drunken mouth would allow. So really, it came out… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“Twenty candles on a cake. Twenty Camels in a pack. Twenty months in the federal pen. Twenty shots of tequila down a… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.” — Adrian Phoenix Copy Share Image
