One tequila two tequila three takillya floor

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky. Dont be dumb and mix wine and rum. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor…

— Sarah

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

— Sandy

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck Id swim to the bottom and never come up. But the oceans not vodka…

— Dr C Glynn

A drunk man never tells a lie.

— Birdman1109

Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor.

— Anonymous

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

— George Carlin

“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal.”

— Roman Payne

The top 25 things drunkards usually say are : 1. You are my Brother. 2. You Know I am not drunk. 3. I will…

— Di Lee Shaan

“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal. Sexual frenzy is our compensation for the tedious moments we must suffer in…

— Roman Payne

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot…

— Justine Bateman

There's a lot of things, even the landscape that we show in the movie [Everybody Loves Somebody] of Ensenada in Baja is just spectacular.…

— Karla Souza

“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could…

— Donya Petrock

When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila.

— Anonymous

Tequila glasses, shots to the head cuz some memories they need assassins.

— Big Sean

“Never date a man who can’t out-drink you in tequila.”

— Gina L. Maxwell