A drunk man never tells a lie.

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky. Dont be dumb and mix wine and rum. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor…

— Sarah

One tequila two tequila three takillya floor

— Tipicaly Unconcerned

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck Id swim to the bottom and never come up. But the oceans not vodka…

— Dr C Glynn

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

— Sandy

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup.

— Ludwig van Beethoven

“Anyone who tells a lie has not pure heart, and cannot make good soup.”

— Ludwig van Beethoven

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

— George Bernard Shaw

Distrust that man who tells you to distrust.

— Ella Wheeler Wilcox

A man who tells nothing, or who tells all, will equally have nothing told him.

— Lord Chesterfield

Believe nothing a man tells you and everything he shows you

— Randy Pausch

“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal.”

— Roman Payne

The top 25 things drunkards usually say are : 1. You are my Brother. 2. You Know I am not drunk. 3. I will…

— Di Lee Shaan

“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal. Sexual frenzy is our compensation for the tedious moments we must suffer in…

— Roman Payne

“3. When the behavior changes occur in relation to a specific topic or question, that tells the lie catcher this could be a hot…

— Paul Ekman

I've come to understand and to believe that each of us is more than the worst thing we've ever done. I believe that for…

— Bryan Stevenson