“You’re lucky this is a big night for you, Bliss. Normally, nobody gets between me and my tequila.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
“God, she detested tequila. In fact, while every part of her ached and death seemed so close, she detested everything. Except Tylenol.… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“I grabbed my shot of tequila. Then I tossed it back. When I put my empty down to the bar and after… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“She lifted her chin up and forced her forehead to relax. "I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some… — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
I have to usually drink a little tequila, that's usually what happens, I get into celebratory mode, because I can't really party… — Adam Levine Copy Share Image
Tequila?" I asked him, skeptically. "Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you… — Teodora Kostova Copy Share Image
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
There's a lot of things, even the landscape that we show in the movie [Everybody Loves Somebody] of Ensenada in Baja is… — Karla Souza Copy Share Image
Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a… — Adam Duritz Copy Share Image
![“There's a lot of things, even the landscape that we show in the movie [Everybody Loves Somebody] of Ensenada in Baja is just spectacular. There's so much more - I wish we could have shown more, but I'm glad we didn't see the typical, you know, border-sombrero-tequila thing that we normally do.” quote by Karla Souza](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d1b/karla-souza-14563_body-love_there-s-a-lot-of-things-even-the-landsca_113186.jpg)
