“I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, the walls get in my way, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is… — Ted Demme Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Funerals in México are also about drowning sorrow with liquor. The coffee is spiked with tequila” — Rigoberto González Copy Share Image
“There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.” — Nadja Baer Copy Share Image
I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters. — Conrad Hall Copy Share Image
“Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.” — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Honey come here! Watch me do a tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare ass! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We each cope differently with the specter of our deaths. Some people deny it. Some pray. Some numb themselves with tequila. I… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that… — Donya Petrock Copy Share Image
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila… — Teri Polo Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
“Sheets, towels and blankets surrounded Travis. He had fashioned a soft pallet to sleep on while I expelled the fifteen shots of… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I think when I'm 80 years old, 85, hopefully, I'll be pushed around in a wheelchair by a red-headed nurse with panty… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“It was the tequila that did it. Tequila is spiteful, two-faced, sweet as pie when you’re saying hi, paying your monies and… — Simon Pont Copy Share Image
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down.… — Lee Marvin Copy Share Image
All women are beautiful. Some are just one sunset and twenty shot of tequila away from being it. — Juju Copy Share Image
“we could slam tequila shots over my current problem until we came up with a solution … or passed out trying.” — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
“We’re your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra. Boss, Shocking Heaven” — D.H. Sidebottom Copy Share Image
We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sis, he didn’t come back for you; he came back for the tequila… — Niedria Kenny Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, a half-bottle of breakfast tequila just isn’t enough to deal with the day’s reality.” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots! — Isabell Nungaray Copy Share Image
“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas” — JoAnne Kenrick Copy Share Image
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine. — Simon Sebag Montefiore Copy Share Image
I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
A woman tel her man I'm not whisky that after u drink, u feel drowsy wuz up! Drink only tequila at least… — Suman Rai Copy Share Image
“Immer wieder erstaunlich, was so ein paar Flaschen Tequila für die Völkerfreundschaft tun können.” — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
“Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper! — Bella Heathcote Copy Share Image
“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me… — Justine Bateman Copy Share Image
![“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could feel the heat of his body. "Believe me," His eyes locked on mine and in a hoarse voice he whispered, "you're going to want to be drunk for what I'm going to do to you tonight.” quote by Donya Petrock](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/070/donya-petrock-72066_drunk_drink-the-shot-of-tequila-mia-he-repeate_103324.jpg)
