Love is like a lemon; it goes great with tequila.

No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!

— Peter Griffin

Life is like a lemon... You can either cut it perfect, or have lemon juice get squirt in your eye and be in pain..

— Taylor Ferris

I am like a lemon. I'm pressed for more juice. When I have fun, there's still juice. I am not dried up.

— Carine Roitfeld

I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really.

— Chrissy Teigen

“Float like a corpse sting like a lemon.”

— Fred Van Lente

“LEMON PIE. MRS. SUSIE B. DE WOLFE.”

— Anonymous

We all know lemon is loved by salmon, but the fish also adores the flavour and acidity of pink grapefruit.

— Rick Stein

I drink hot water with lemon juice, a few drops of cider vinegar, a pinch of cayenne and turmeric, and a little maple syrup.

— Maureen Lipman

When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend

— Charith Thilina

I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and…

— Alice Temperley

“For once, Lemon. Please open for me without me forcing you.”

— Noyar Cecil

“Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish, onion or…

— Jennifer Paterson

When life gives you lemon...squeeze them right back into life's eyes.

— Ali

If life hands you lemon ……make lemonade!

— Ochola James

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.

— Lawrence Block