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You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
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If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
He has inhibited discussion by designating admonition as the method of dealing with a heretic- and the first method, too, because he… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
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Living under capitalism, I like learning to feel comfortable with activity that does not result in success — since non-success is the… — Terre Thaemlitz Copy Share Image
Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the… — David Frost Copy Share Image
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
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