Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers. — Sean Penn Copy Share Image
I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about… — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
Its annoying when my sister is a smartass in front of her friends. Sorry but youre not cool or funny for being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving… — Walter Mason Camp Copy Share Image
My give a fuck button totally failed to commence operation this morning..so, until further notice I'm activating my 'go-on-now' button. Act accordingly! — Nicole HIll Copy Share Image
History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not… — Dexter Perkins Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
It really flatters me that some peoples lives are SO boring, they actually sit around & talk about mine. I didn't realize… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
“He shook his head. "Uh-uh. That's not going to work anymore. You can be as hard and sarcastic as you want, but… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread… — Hedrick Smith Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
“Jace broke off the kiss and stepped back with an exhale; before Clary could say anything, a chorus of sarcastic applause broke… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
While [the Arians], like men sprung from a dunghill, truly "spoke from the earth" [Jn. 3:31], the bishops [of Nicea], not having… — Athanasius of Alexandria Copy Share Image
“That's good," I said. "And if you have a nice time this morning on the sands with your spade and bucket, you… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Wait-you mean the Mall, as in a bunch of museums in DC that we would wander around and I'd pretend like I… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
[The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image