I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes…

Joking about violence is not funny.

— Perez Hilton

“The things about which we most often jest are generally, on the contrary, the things that worry us but that we do not wish…

— Marcel Proust

“I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do that. Don’t make fun of yourself and others…

— Jarod Kintz

Well, in some ways I had sort of the opposite experience of other people that are sort of dreaming of being in a rock…

— Carrie Brownstein

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

— John Oliver

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

— Joe Biden

I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second.

— Tarik Shah

A lot of players are straight-faced and serious; some are the opposite. It's like that until about 10 minutes before kick-off and I am…

— Daniel Sturridge

“We've got your back, Ying. So don't go-- losing your head. Just joking!" "I though it was funny. Come here.”

— Jeremy Whitley

“You and pretty Tarquin had a moment today. Do you truly think he'll join us?' 'If you mean in bed, definitely not,' Rhys said…

— Sarah J. Maas

I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

— Anonymous

“Joking with a guy doesn’t make your motives any less obvious. Allison is a perfect example. She and Jamie had been out a few…

— Sherry Argov

I see The Rock running in 2020 and being a two-term president. I think he would be great, and I'm joking when I say…

— Mick Foley

“You're the gayest bitch I ever did love..”

— Cayden Fontaine

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .

— Anna Torv