Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. — John Green Copy Share Image
They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
