Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
I always hear people say that only God can judge them, but I guess its because they have never been to court. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did… — Pamela Hansford Johnson Copy Share Image
21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. — Mahmoud Darwish Copy Share Image
Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your… — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Am I nice? At times(I can be nice)...ask me do I give AF?no...am I a asshole? Yes of course...if u can't read… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When the task is mocking pop culture, it's easy to make sarcastic comments and consider the job done. After a while, I… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind… — Jeremy Northam Copy Share Image
I thought I dreamed you." The words whisper from my parched throat. His head tilts to one side, his mouth shifting to… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
