I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. — David Brin Copy Share Image
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that. — Andrej Pejic Copy Share Image
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin Copy Share Image
“God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Oh I see you shine bright like a diamond huh? Well that's cool. I think I'll pass on my value and worth… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand… — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
“There you are," Cardan says as I take my place beside him. "How has the night been going for you? Mine has… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I I l I lo I lov I love I love you … I love you the most. I love you the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin. — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
