In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. — Harold Wilson Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
See this hand? Its going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning… — Humaira Copy Share Image
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I started out doing things like 'Flash Forward,' where I was the girl-next-door, and then, I did a show called 'Higher Ground,'… — Jewel Staite Copy Share Image
I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away.… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex… — Butch Hancock Copy Share Image
“Do you remember the day you came here?” she asked. “Bright eyed and bushy tailed?” “You’ll always be bright eyed and bushy… — Darinne Paciotti Copy Share Image
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I… — Kenneth Branagh Copy Share Image
If you don't want a sarcastic question? Then don't make a stupid one! — Cecilia Escalante Copy Share Image
How are u in beauty school and still ugly as shit? WTF are u studying? — Derick Menendez Copy Share Image
I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
