Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some… — Douglas Pagels Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rework on yourself. Even the finest masterpiece are not painted with the very first stroke of brush.” — Sk Muskan Tabasum Copy Share Image
I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Light can replace Dark, Success can replace Failure, Smile can replace Pain, But nothing can replace YOU, WHY? . . cuz Defective… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a… — RuPaul Copy Share Image
“And what if you're trying to knock out another man," she said, sarcastic. There was no expression in his cool blue eyes.… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest… — Denise Caruso Copy Share Image
While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away… — Martial Copy Share Image
PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“In every day and in every way, we're all that much closer to death.” — Charles Atkins Copy Share Image
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. — Eugene McCarthy Copy Share Image
